In real life, I suffer from severely dry eyes (cos I'm so un-emo that my tear glands don't work properly, take that bitches!) and last night, this crossed over into my dream world.
The dream started off normal enough, with me going to the doctor to get another dose of artifical tears... but instead of my regular GP surgery, I'm in the office of Dr HOUSE! And I don't mean one of the examination rooms in the hospital, I mean his actual office, sitting at the table where his ho's normally sit. They weren't in the dream though.
There is, however, some generic nurse whose face I can't even remember. I'd like to think it was one of the extra's who maybe played a nurse in a past episode, so let's just pretend it was mmmkay?
So my eyes are held open in a slightly uncomfortable manner (ie the nurse gets her fingers and HOLDS them open) and some liquid is squirted underneath my eyeball with a metallic straw. House seems satisfied with whatever result this produced, and just as I stand up to leave, the nurse screams "HOUSE!". My vision starts going red, and after rubbing my right eye, I see that my hand is covered in blood.
But I'm not crying blood, oh no. As House tells the nurse "She's not crying blood! The oxygen in her eyes roots has been disrupted and now the blood is seeping from her pores." DUH.
By now, the blood is pretty much pouring out of my skin and I'm being injected numerous times with an orange substance and have an oxygen mask over my face (yes, my face, not my mouth, MY FACE).
I am then informed by House that the blood has stopped, and to drive home as quickly as I can, because if it starts again it will be from my mouth and I won't be able to talk to call an ambulance.
And that, my friends, is when I woke up! For the record, my eyes were HELLA DRY.
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