MOTORCOASTER~!

This dream starts with me in the car, ready to drive home from uni. In real life, I'm now pretty confident doing this journey, and I was in my dream too. Well, I'm guessing I was because I didn't pay attention to the signs properly and ended up in the wrong lane, on the wrong road, heading to the wrong place. Ooops.

Obviously I can't just turn around in the middle of the motorway, so I have to keep going and I start to see signs with the word "Preston" on them, so I think "oooh, I'll follow those and just do some cool little circle thing and start the journey again!". But things are never that straightforward in an Effexor-influenced dream, oh no!

I turn off a slip road that gradually turns into.... a ROLLERCOASTER TRACK!

Naturally, this is a bit scary, but again, you can't exactly turn round or reverse, technically this is still motorway territory. So I drive round the track and manage not to die (or, y'know, wake up) and then I'm in the middle of some weird theme park cos GUESS WHAT? Preston has a secret THEME PARK that isn't actually IN Preston, but is owned and ran by people from Preston so therefore they class it as Preston. Plus, they were kinda creepy so I wasn't going to argue with them.

So I get out of the car and try asking some of them how to get back to Preston and they're all just "You're IN Preston, dumbass." So I say "NO, the OTHER Preston", to which they reply "THERE IS ONLY ONE PRESTON!!!!!"

Then I got back in the car and... woke up. Sorry!