Strangers With Candy are only safe if they're not next to water, mmmkay?

This next dream falls more into what I consider to be a Traditional Unmedicated Dream. By that, I mean it has celebrity cameos and a slight sense of danger, mixed with background things that have no connection to anything else that's going on. LET'S ROCK THIS BITCH!

I'm standing on a bridge, looking at a river. Around me are masses of African American's doing backflips up and down the road, in between the traffic. This part (as far as I know) has no relevance to anything else that happens.

Two shady looking characters (okay, fine, they were actually two boringly normal looking people) are walking past me and offer me some marshallows. I say yes, because the bag is unopened, and y'know, marshmallows are just cool.

So I eat marshmallows and it turns out, in this crazed dream reality, marshmallows are drugs and I start to feel like I've been shot at with a tranq. gun... then I fall off the bridge into the river.

Now, when I say my dreams sometimes feature celebrity cameos, in this case I mean celebrities that are really only recognisable to people of my particular brand of nerd, so allow me to elaborate; this dream features Nathan Fillion (Johnny in Two Guys and a Girl... Captain Malcolm Reynolds in Firefly... Caleb in BTVS... Captain Hammer in Dr Horrible's Singalong Blog... Richard Castle in Castle...) and Adam Baldwin (Jayne Cobb in Firefly... Marcus Hamilton in Angel... John Casey in Chuck...).

So Nathan Fillion and Adam Baldwin just HAPPEN to be walking by riverside and pull me out. Then it's kind of like in Pulp Fiction when Mia OD's on the heroin, SHIT let's get to the car, we need to ANTIDOTE! But instead of going to someone's house for an adrenaline shot, we go to Burger King. Cos the antidote is ice cream, duh.

As we sit in Burger King, all with ice cream, they advise me on the dangers of accepting marshmallows from strangers whilst next to any form of free-flowing water. Then I think we all lived happily ever after.